Things first get going late down “Tony’s 2”, also known as “Club Europa”, things first start to get going after “Tony’s” shuts for the night, this being about two or three in the morning. Same staff and even that fat thing jumps around on the stage and to my disappointment, also a few pissed up Farang, although I can never decide what is worse, the fat thing, the Farang or their bitches.

But I do like the place and have been there quite a few times. When Tony’s shuts for the night one is escorted by the supervisor through the back door together with ones chicks and open bottle of booze. The short march of about a minute takes one across Soi 16 (Where the Boesche Club is) and past Tony’s fitness studio.

The place is full of freelancers and those screwing the ones who have managed to find someone for the night. Of course there are also those who are still looking around (Or are free again following a short time) during this late hour for a two legged cash machine.

So, there is a stage like down at Tony’s for the odd show whereby here I reckon opinions about the quality could very well differ. The main attraction in this place is the huge on floor pool with windows, in which now and again more or less lightly clad women splash about. Not so good on the photos, in fact taking photos is strictly forbidden and with the small camera and the low and smoky light it is quite difficult to get anything decent saved on the chip.

The chick in the bikini plays shy to start with, but after getting her a bikini out on the street (For 290 Baht, sorry, couldn’t get anything with a German flag) and one or the other alcoholic drink I could hardly hold her back at all. All of a sudden she seemed to enjoy swimming and she nearly had to be held back on the dance floor to stop her ripping all her clothes off, see, no problem really is it 

The X-Zyte disco is down the 3^rd Road. Take a motorbike taxi for 20 Baht. They are open from 10 in the evening until two in the morning. You won’t be let in if you are wearing your flip-flops so leave them at home The place is large enough for at least 1000 guests, similar to the Hollywood, well, at least the laser and light shows are. Free-climbers could use the loudspeakers for scaling up. It costs 200 Baht to get in with a drink included in the price. Almost everyone there celebrates Thai-like (Mainly Thai girls together with those screwing them who are getting rid of their hard earned money). A bottle of whisky is standing on nearly every table.

It’s not really the sort of place for getting off with a chick, every time I visited the place I took girls along with me but one will surely be able to find some girl or other.

A few photos of the “Marine 3” (Walking Street or 50 metres further down). You already know the “Trio Infernale”… Must admit that one cannot see all that much of the disco, wasn’t in there for very long, sorry. You haven’t missed all that much anyway but there are a few cuties hanging around there waiting for customers. Things liven up there when nearly all other places close for the night. Due to the time of night there is a lot of crap roaming about and quite a few blokes from the “camel driving” areas, some are in their strange regional costumes or in belly emphasising fine ribbed fabric.

Finally a pic of the”Lucifer” (Walking Street), I wasn’t all that keen on this place. The contingent of fat and old women is simply much too high; to go with this there is live music for granddad. The only thing that is missing is the “regulars’ table”. Maybe when I am a little older, but not at the moment.

Small short time party in one of the usual bars with the usual “suspects”… I am not so much concerned about youthful beauty as about the harmonious performance… The best of the obscene stuff performed by professional chicks with the right attitude when it gets round to the service. When taking these pics into consideration I suppose I don’t have to really explain much about what happened.

Nothing much really happened during the journey from Suvarnabhumi Airport to Pattaya, it took just as long as it used to along the old route from Dong Muang, about two hours. The price ranges from 1200 to 3000 Baht depending on whether one takes a Taximeter Taxi or a limousine. Recently in the arrivals hall I was able to haggle the price of a limousine down to 2200 Baht, those who know of the terrible condition simple Thai taxis are in will most certainly want to travel in a limousine.

The drivers know their way around, drive quite well and the cars are also in quite good condition. This enables one to avoid such things as drunken taxi drivers or those who don’t know their way around or even accidents due to worn out shock absorbers etc. Apart from this the limousines are much more comfortable and also have adequate room for ones luggage. 

As during the previous trip I stopped over in the Nova Park, hotel description as usual on our Homepage.

Take a look at the homepage their prices are pretty good, especially for a longer stay. Recently they had a special offer, a complete month for 16,000 Baht (for a small room). I took a ‘Deluxe one Bedroom Suite’ for 1600 but would have been happy with the smaller room for 1200 Baht because in general I don’t need two rooms and the smallest room is still pretty large.

It is a very clean well run hotel. However, they want payment in advance. We came to agreement that I pay in advance each week at a time and promised that if I did happen to leave earlier than expected they would refund the difference. I had no reason for complaints, the service is very friendly but the pool is not what one would call huge, but it is nice and situated within a green planted area.

There is an Irish pub adjoined to the hotel: JAMESON’S, and old style pub, respectable and comfortably furnished. The food is OK, had breakfast there regularly, they also serve breakfast in your room or down at the pool.

Of course the hotel is hospitable, getting a large number of chicks in at the same time was no problem at all (no supplement).

The furnishing of the rooms is ok: a large but not too soft bed, small computer desk (wireless LAN free of charge) with and office chair. A combination safe, which can also be used with a credit card (instead of the code). The other room had plenty of seating and a small kitchenette with a huge fridge, there was also a microwave (for those who need one). Bathroom, functionally equipped.

The hotel is situated in a peaceful area; there is no noise from the street or caused by construction work. The Soi AR is not frequented by the regular hailed shared taxis, one has to take a motorbike taxi, or walk the 200 – 300 metres to the 2^nd road. The Soi AR lies, if travelling down the second road towards the roundabout, nearly opposite Soi 6 (how convenient ).  

Pattaya: Many of the basic things have been described in the last Pattaya report News from Pattaya. For example that the famous coastal resort is the world’s largest knocking shop, the numerous bars around the place, the restaurants and the very good infrastructure. I won’t bother describing these things in detail again; instead we will tackle things item by item (As usual as chapters). In doing so the chapters will blend into each other… The topics of “Girls, Bars, Discos and Out and About in Pattaya“ etc. cannot always be kept separate, doesn’t matter though, lets just set off on the wild journey!

One can have a lot of great fun in the Soi 6, things start quite early, I would say around midday (in individual cases more than likely earlier). There are loads of short time bars down here, the girls sit outside in front of the bar and try to coax every single sex tourist inside. My strategy here is only to go with girls who make the first move themselves, otherwise there is the danger of getting hooked up with one that is half-hearted, or one who doesn’t even like you. Just like the Beer Bars, one or the other bar here has coloured balloons attached outside, the unmistakable sign that it’s one of the girls birthday. In these bars it is possible to eat for free. In Pattaya (allegedly) there are Farang who go on tour and only visit such bars. These prats are called balloonists.

First of all one sits at the bar or in some more or less dull corner. Of course one has to be quite lucky to have “it” unpacked and be given a blow job, because during the past few years “tighter” customs have been introduced, a few years a go it was a lot easier.

If I like one (that becomes clear after 5 minutes at the latest) I may accompany her to the ST room. It costs 500 + 200 for the room. There are differing opinions about the quality of the rooms. Some seem to think that one can catch scabies in them, this is excessively exaggerated, I have visited quite a few ST rooms and have never caught anything of the sort. Generally they have simple furnishing, the shower could be as sometimes found in Thailand and other places, a cubical with a ladle for pouring water over oneself, but compared with for example some places in Cambodia, here it is quite comfortable and clean.

Both shower before getting down to things (Thais are very clean).The services differs from bar to bar, sympathy and daily form vary. Afterwards it’s the shower again. If I’m satisfied with the service I usually give a 100 tip. Generally for the whole process I need about 30 – 40 minutes. What are you supposed to do in such a room, your make sure you get the job done and off you go…. That’s the main reason why just of late I prefer to take a girl for a bit of ST to my hotel room. There it is possible to play a bit of music, have a nice long shower together, and the type of beer I like is in the fridge. Apart from that I’m the boss and it’s so to say, my terrain, meaning I can decide upon the course of events. When in my own hotel room I can take a lot longer, 2 hours is no problem and the costs remain the same, got it?

It’s a load of nonsense that in such bars only ugly girls go on the game. Of course even here there are some girls who don’t appeal to my taste, some who are even too old. I’ve pulled a lot of cuties in bars, but it is a fact that one can expect a pretty good or special performance from quite a few of the not so much appealing chicks. Special wishes should be discussed and agreed upon before hand.

Due to Soi 6 being pretty big, or better long, and because the bars and crew often change, I will now and again intersperse a few pics without going into more detail, that would be a waste of time. Just walk down there yourself and enjoy the surprise.

Photo: A gentleman’s menu.

Pattaya. What’s the first thing that crosses your mind when you hear this name… A friend once said: “The world’s largest knocking shop!” That hits the nail right on top of the head: Unofficially following Bangkok it’s the second largest coastal resort in Thailand. Unofficially? Yes, actually Chiang Mai comes after BKK, but if one takes the vast catchment area into consideration and all those living there unofficially, then Pattaya could be considered as second largest. It’s not just a one horse town; we could see it as similar to BKK: huge but, the normal 7 or 14 day holiday maker only visits the “appropriate trails” anyway, thus keeping things clearly arranged. Let’s concentrate on Beach Road and the Sois (side streets) that branch off it, and also the “Walking Street”. This is the area where all relevant things happen, well, at least things that interest us casual visitors.

Pattaya is not Thailand, not really, those who only know Pattaya cannot seriously claim to have been to Thailand, or even to know it, it’s more of a “special brothel area” – The infrastructure doesn’t let us occidental folk miss a thing, no, not a single thing. Anyone who really wants a German Eisbein (knuckle of pork) with sauerkraut and a glass of German Weizenbier (wheat beer) to be able to survive, and has no idea of the Thai language and, can only speak just the odd word of English, will still have no problem getting along. Not just the girls but everybody and everything here are just cut out to suit us. It starts off with the large array of German (English, Scandinavian) restaurants, continuing with the hotels that are also made to suit us (apart from the height of the fittings in the showers), and doesn’t even stop at the outside world which is also made to fit the customs of the visitors from the west. 

Examples for this are trivial but manifold: Thais don’t eat on the street. In Pattaya it doesn’t bother anyone if we do, there they do it themselves and seem to adapt themselves to US. If you run around in BKK in the evening dressed in T-shirt, shorts and flip flops, then you out yourself as a “Farang baah” (madman from the west), but not in Pattaya. Things like that belong to the street scene; it’s almost a part of etiquette…OK, one doesn’t have to exaggerate. Men wearing vests are not highly regarded, but are accepted if they can pay.

I most surely did experience a huge “cultural shock” in the LOS (land of smiles) when I visited Pattaya.

Although in those days Phuket and BKK were not my initial destination, I did know them a little. Yea ok, even that’s not the “real” Thailand because of course I only visited places where tourists just happen to visit. Anyhow, even when not familiar with the up country or places where Thais usually hang around, they were more Thailand than Pattaya. THIS cultural shock, well, I did happen to learn a little about the other customs and points of view such as religion, upbringing, family structures and their emphasis (sounds stupid, but it is a crux of the matter), or maybe I should say that I drew a conclusion from what I saw. For someone travelling to Asia for the very first time, one could say it’s more of less a completely different planet.

No, Pattaya completely amazed me and I immediately became fascinated with the place. It’s the easy going way that the people (even the girls) deal with things, also with sex! It’s a Thai attitude to take life as it is (for various reasons). We would say “one should celebrate when one has the opportunity”. The Thai word for this is “Sanuk”, a genuine attitude to life which I find more than sympathetic.

I was able to experience this second “cultural shock” in Pattaya; it seemed to me to be paradise, THE paradise! There is nothing that isn’t available, don’t hold yourself back, just get stuck in there and grab what you can.

Well, in the meantime I have been there quite a few times, when taking a look behind the scenes it’s obvious that not all that shines is made of gold, there are two sides to the same coin. We won’t let that irritate us any further. Sanooking!

Yes, I’ve been to Patty quite often since 1997, even though never any longer than for 10 days. Any longer would have driven me crazy. Have had a lot of experiences, bad ones were few and far between and the surprises were mainly of the more pleasant type. Have had lots of parties with friends (and lots of chicks), “fallen through” bars, often Beer Bars, even more often Gogo Bars, now and again I dragged a freelancers along from the Beach Road or from one or the other currently popular Disco (the scene changes location continuously but generally stays the same). Lastly favoured taking advantage of the relevant offers in the most relevant bars. (Soi 6 is named here first). Yes, good old Grubert is always right in the thick of it; I can claim this without even exaggerating. Have taken many thousands of pics and made stacks of videos. For me it’s like keeping a diary and they provide the guideline for this report. 

Enough blathering. It’s not supposed to be a cultural travel guide, so let’s get going. But where the hell shall I start? What does one do after arriving in ones hotel in Pattaya? Of course, unpack the suitcase, have a quick shower followed by a nice cold beer from the mini-bar and then, let’s get down to business. The pressure in the loin is immense due to the dismal months spent with the emancipated bitches at home and the thrill of the anticipation of the LOS and true life. So how about a little bit of “root treatment”? Let’s consider that it’s early in the afternoon and the beer and Gogo Bars are still closed, the chairs and bar stools are still turned upside down on the tables. So, off we go to Soi 3 to the “Welcome Inn”, insiders also call it the “Belgian Embassy”. The girls here are a little older and more professional, which is just the right thing for a short time (ST).

The outside appearance is similar to that of a restaurant. I was there not that long back when I took advantage of the next best decent offer. She was obviously not 20 years old any more, her figure… well her weight class didn’t really match mine, but I went in looking for fun as usual, she addressed me with, “where you come from”? “What’s your name”? “You stay here for business or holiday”?… These being the normal formalities. I ordered myself a beer and bought her a lady drink (100), and about a minute later she mentioned all the places she would like to lick me. Keyword “Rimming”. This sales argument convinced me. Well boys, what do you want, Jennifer Lopez (getting on a bit) or horny?

The room was super, aircon, shower, everything new, no time pressure. The main thing, she kept all of her promises. I didn’t slip it in, I like a decent blow job (BJ). This took around about 30 minutes including the first and the second shower, after all I was completely loaded and the 50mg of Sildenafil (at the moment I prefer Kamagra) did its job. Nothing to move the world with, but what more do you want when investing 700 Baht for an ST. I returned to the bar with her quite content with what I had received and had a nice conversation with her female “colleagues”. Don’t be surprised about the traditional clothes the girls are wearing; it was “Loy Kratong”, an important Thai public holiday where the girls like to wear these costumes. To be quite truthful, I think they look quite erotic.

OK, the initial pressure has been relieved so off we go down to Beach Road. This is actually a chapter within itself…There’s quite a lot to tell, for a start: Beach. Forget it, nobody, and I mean nobody goes to Pattaya to swim. The water is filthy and the beach absolutely tiny. One is able to lie in a deck chair and drink from a coconut, or a “Beer Chang”. Just take a look who’s messing around there, very interesting. Or rent a boat to take a trip to Koh Larn with a mate and a couple of bits of stuff (more later). Beach Road is renowned for only one thing: For its freelancers. These are girls who for some reason or other don’t want to “work” in bars, but would rather pull punters themselves. This in general first takes place after the fall of darkness. To take advantage of the better view, first of all a few pics by daylight.   

More about the night time activities on Beach Road later. First of all with it still being quite early, lets frequent one or the other Beer Bars whilst were waiting for the “drinkers sun”. There are thousands of Beer Bars in Pattaya. Nobody knows them all, not even from outside. Here are a few stories and photos concerning the theme, but am not bothered about the chronological order.

Wan. I noticed her around midday in a bar on Soi 8. I had just had breakfast, a plate of noodle soup and a supporting beer when she turned up for work. As most Thai girls do, the first thing she did was light up a few Joss sticks for Buddha. It looked so erotic that I immediately fell in love. I went up to her, a quick chat and asked her whether she was ready for a bit of ST with a Farang. She said that she was prepared to accompany me to my hotel for a period of 2 hours for 500 Baht + 200 barfine. On arrival, the first thing I did was get rid of the pubic triangle, if there’s one thing that turns me off, it’s a pussy covered in hairs and I’m not talking about a cat either. This was followed by a shag worth every cent. The disadvantage was that my hotel (Eastiny Inn) was only 50 metres away which meant that I walked passed her bar every day. She was hoping for a repeat of the “easy money”… Love doesn’t go that far.