”Tony’s Entertainment Complex” is down the Walking Street and cannot be missed (about 500 metres on the left when coming from the Beach Road). This is actually my favourite place in Pattaya for pulling a freelancer. However, In between I had in fact actually avoided the place because the earlier very good show had been taken out of the programme with an extremely ugly fat bloke (about 150 kilos) dressed up in women’s clothes and made up like a clown taking its place. He danced around stage together with completely pissed up Farang (completely stupid but Thais seem to love that type of thing).

Apart from that the service had also deteriorated, one was continually put under pressure to buy something or order a new drink even if the old one was still half full. Nobody needs that sort of thing, especially at the extortionate prices. The pissed up Farang on stage is something that still goes on but in the meantime the services has once again improved and is now nearly perfect (Also meaning that they are no longer persistent).

Got off with quite a few blow job chicks and sweet girls there… Here a few pics from Tony’s Disco.

The price of a beer is about 150 Baht – more than in the gogo bars. I prefer to buy a large bottle of Black Lable or ABSOLUT VODKA when visiting the place, costs about 2000 – 2500 Baht plus the price for the “thinners”. So, a few RED BULLS and/or a coke/soda, a bucket of ice and off you go. I like to give the service an adequate tip meaning that during the course of the evening things all add up, mainly a four figured amount. But, for that amount one gets ones arse wiped – from the waitress up to the supervisor, there is always someone there to replenish ones glass or change the ashtray. Popcorn and sour mango is also dished out.

Quite often one will meet ladyboys, for those of you who lack practice with Thai girls, please take a good look first or you may receive a nice surprise when back in your hotel room

The toilets are kept clean by a whole team of willing workers. The piss-pots are as so often in Thailand, better establishments filled with ice cubes. There are relaxing pictures of good looking girls on the walls. As soon as you have got your “thing” out, wait for it, one of the toilet staff turns up wanting to massage the back of your neck, is just part of the service in Thailand and quite normal here. The only thing that helps is a loud “NO!!!” After washing ones hands, the staff will assist here as well, one is given a hot and damp towel, very pleasant. Of course they always expect a few Bahts tip.

Things on offer and sold there… Roses, tequila, cigars, crisps, those colourful glowing sticks, balloons, plush toys… All sorts of bric-a-brac. There are girls of course, but they offer themselves without the help of others…

“Down the gold shop”, ha ha. As already mentioned in the Samui part, never go with a hen to the gold shop, and most certainly not with two of them! For the first part of her service, I had promised Noi a 1 Baht gold chain. Ouch, that was expensive, ok; she did provide me with a really nice time… I donated our long time threesome with a pair of gold earrings, they didn’t cost all that much. The right stuff is chosen with a critical and schooled eye. That’s what its like when taking the girls along, one has to reckon with the worst.

Walking Street at the end of Beach Road thanks its name to the fact that in the late afternoon it is completely cut off to traffic. Motorbikes and cars are not allowed to use the street at all. A barrier is set up and the tourist police show presence in their minibus. As soon as the evening atmosphere sets in, in come the tourists depending on the aim of their holiday in Pattaya, either hand in hand with their beauty or more or less frustrated with the brought along mama. It’s alarming to see how the number of holiday making families are increasing, just like those on the first picture. Dad shooting videos, escorted in front and behind by wife and daughter.

The poor bastard can’t risk letting his eyes follow one or the other of the girls, anyhow, the video is more than likely an alibi for one or the other direct insights. In the morning the family lies united at the side of the pool being smiled at by the sex tourists of whom some also have their girlfriends with them. The wife of the “sorrowful one” looking from quite evil to resigned, the husband; as if he would like to clout himself around the ear, but after all, he did choose all this himself…

Walking Street with its dozens of Gogo Bars, even more Beer Bars, quite a few restaurants and discos. Live music in open air bars, spiny lobsters are eaten whilst viewing the sea, all the food stalls present should by no means be absent. All sorts of goods are on offer, from the usual fake watches through flip flops up to some very suspect things… The Thai sense of history is not very distinct, we shouldn’t complain though, but just take a look at our own continent where obviously those who buy these macabre things come from. 

If you walk in the other direction, up the Beach Road for about 100 – 200 metres, you reach the Soi Pattayaland 1 + 2. Here you will find one Gogo next to another and in between all sorts of eating and shopping possibilities. “Boyz Town” can be found here with Gogos for men with men.

How many bars could there be in Pattaya? I haven’t got a clue. There are supposed to be about 30,000 “sex workers” within the town, but that is only a rough estimate. It’s not for no reason at all that Pattaya is Thailand’s second largest city after Bangkok (That’s unofficially, officially it’s Chiang Mai). The catchment area where we “normal” holidaymakers don’t or very seldom visit is huge. Even the area I normally visit is not what one would call small. Although I have been to Pattaya quite a few times I only know a small part of it, but I’m learning.

There are supposed to be people who have never been to Pattaya at all… So to give these people a few small impressions to how large the area with the bars, massage parlours, restaurants and hotels etc is, here a few pictures of the vast amount of bars and the street life. I hope the sight of all those bars doesn’t make anyone dizzy.

Let’s go straight into the thick of things: The Walking Street, is shut off to traffic at five in the afternoon, this being how it gets its name. Here you will find everything you want and all sorts of different kinds of people. Gogo bars, ladyboys, freelancers, discos, places to get a bite to eat. I visited a few gogos on the first day and came to the conclusion – there were only old women. But this impression was a little deceiving; on taking a closer look I discovered that there were in fact a load of bars with extremely good looking girls. Things here change all the time meaning that it is pointless to name all these places, just visit the place and take a look for yourselves.

The shows in the bars have once again become a little more “revealing”, at the moment it’s whirlpool shows that are doing well in quite a few of the bars. These shows are not too bad, can even be described as quite exciting. At the moment the best on offer is the one in the BOESCHE. The girls vigorously lick each others pussies and show everything they have got. One is even able to (for a small donation) give a bit of tongue oneself if that’s the sort of thing one is looking for. Had a lot of fun there but won’t go into detail out of respect for those with slightly more tender feelings

The standard of the service in Tonys has improved again, Tony’s 2 (Mainly opens at about three in the morning when Tonys 1 shuts for the night – it’s not worth going there any earlier) has apart from a decent show, also got an “aquarium” meaning a huge pool with glass windows in which “mermaids” hang about, nice!!!

Marine disco, never really been my thing, loud and dark. I didn’t even go to Lucifers, live music and old women are not my sort of thing, maybe in 30 years time. Marine 3, a place one can go to and hang about until about six in the morning. Unfortunately the gogos close at about two in the morning but there is some sort of entertainment after that: The disco – with thousands of freelancers. Pattaya really is well worth visiting, no, Pattaya is THE place and the WS ??? is slap bang in the middle of things.

I dragged Nut along from Tony’s at some time or other and also booked her a few times later on. Unfortunately once with a girlfriend of hers whose performance was not satisfactory meaning that I had to give her the sack without notice… She wasn’t happy with the payment but what should one do? Life is hard down on the coast, Nui only laughed…

She was nice and after a few bevies her shyness simply disappeared. I always had to persuade her to remove her bra before taking her knickers off, which I then kept safely in my pocket. Whilst dancing she showed me absolutely everything… Good girl!

One evening I bought her a bikini (299 Baht) so that she could swim in Tony’s aquarium, more about that later on. In the hotel she was not very demanding but very (!) well behaved.