It’s show time, a few black lads present their circus act again. Of course I don’t bother watching it but use the better lighting for exploratory purposes. Nothing really knocks me off my stool. That thieving woman is sitting at the entrance with her friends; she saw me and looked angry. The one from a moment ago, who didn’t want to swallow, got up and joined them, who knows what I have been saved from.

All of the black tarts are as little bothered with the show as I am, the whole thing seems to either bore them or make them want to puke. Only a few white female sex tourists with their black “shafters”, sit there with a moist “bicycle smile” on their faces applauding wildly. After a couple of dringos and 20 minutes boredom I get into a taxi and return to the Casablanca. Natasha has all of her clobber in my room and we can’t phone either; so I can’t just leave her sitting there. I return to the Casablanca but first of all go into the Casanova, the gogo bar below where a boring pseudo fuck routine is being held with just one ugly tart. Natasha told me that sometimes she really would screw, who’s bothered anyway, probably only a few black people and camel drivers, who are easy to entertain with such crappy shows. I then notice an entrance behind a curtain with a sign “sexy”, I ask the waiter what’s going on there.

“VIP” he said, 300 to get in, then you can watch the tarts dancing naked. I pay at the entrance and go in. Inside there are a few tables with poles on them, on two of them there were a couple of “matrons” sprawling about. A few black blokes have their fingers into things, at least they are talking to the girls and groping. One of the tarts waved me over and I was led to the corner seat. She told me that she would do a private dance for me for 1000. She didn’t have a slip on, naked but with a bra, in the meantime we know why. She doesn’t look alllll that bad. I turn her offer down, not interested, she, why not, because of the money? How about 500, she would let me fondle her whilst she was dancing. I don’t agree with this sort of thing at all, paying just to touch, apart from that, Natasha is around anyway and I don’t want to provoke trouble, wouldn’t be fair.

To test her reaction I told her that fondling does nothing for me, I want a blow job. She told me we would have to use one of the private rooms, on asking how much this would cost she said 5000. Of course, even under other circumstances I would not put this sort of money on the table, why five grand for a short time when I can get the whole programme for a couple? I tell her no, say maybe next time and leave; at least I now know what goes on there.

I go upstairs to the bar, where N finds me after a couple of minutes. After fighting her way through to me, she simply says “one beer” and leaves for a dance after taking a swig. I find the conversation a bit meager, am in a bad mood, am standing around with a rotten look on my face and ask myself why the hell I am here. I give her 4000 for the two days and tell her that she can pick her clothes and money up from the drawer at ten the next morning, she nods, takes the cash and goes and sits down at a distance.

I leave the place and catch a taxi. What should I do now? Tembo, Casaurina, get myself a tart? No, I like things cut cleanly and apart from that she still has her clobber in my room; if she turns up in the night or early the next morning, then there will be trouble with the new tart. Apart from that I’m not in a very good mood, which is understandable. I decide to go to bed. My “day off” is due anyway.

To be continued…

”Instruction manual” for Pattaya and Thailand

The “Bible” for unaccompanied men in Thailand!

Contents:

This very detailed report with more than 1200 photos, lots of info, links, hints etc. is to be seen as an “Instruction Manual” for Pattaya and Thailand. “It’s essential” – not only for novices.

Why Pattaya? Pros & cons

Location, arrival-, departure- and continuing on one’s journey

Booking: Strategy for flight- and hotel bookings

Immigration: What happens on arrival, visa, customs etc.

From the airport to Pattaya

What to watch out for with hotels

Exchanging money/drawing cash

Health

Girls and their backgrounds

Service the girls provide

Ladyboys?!?

Safety strategies: Arrival, hotel, out and about at night, general safety hints

Bars & other establishments: How things function in beer bars, gogo bars, karaoke-, blow job- und short time bars, Discos, body Massages, clubs & pubs

Thai massages

What is to be found where in Pattaya? Where are the possibilities of having pleasure?

Beach & Beach Road, Soi 6, 7, 8, 13er, Second Road, Walking street, Jomtien, Naklua

Girls – which ones and where?

Prices: in the bars and massage parlours, hotel, supermarket, passenger fares, Restaurant etc.

How much money do I need?

Getting around Pattaya

Meals: What and how the Thais eat, what can we get and where?

Cultural differences

A few things one should not do

Festivals & celebrations

General things: What one should know about

Terms and their meanings: Some crop up again and again

General hints

Things to do in Pattaya

Everything is explained in detail

As usual all topics are accompanied by numerous photos