Two mistresses in Bangkok, House of Dominance, Thaimistress Midori

Had a nice 6 hrs session with them.

The “Body Massage” in Thailand, better known as “washing machine” is a nice thing, which everyone should try out. It’s not the medical benefit that is in the “Thai massage” foreground but the sex.

What happens: One goes into a large foyer in which the masseuses sit and wait for customers partitioned off by a very large pane of glass. You sit down at a table of couch somewhere and a waitress will turn up and ask you what you would like to drink. The girls normally wear colourful costumes and will smile at you all the time, some with obvious suggestive movements. They all have a sign with a number attached to their dresses for better identification. At some time the manager will turn up and ask you what you wish. At this point it is better to come to agreement on the price – it is always better to know how much it costs beforehand – Some washes have varying prices for the various girl categories (“Superstars” are very expensive but not always better), god knows why!!! There are different systems of paying depending on whether one has booked “all inclusive” or only a massage on its own, in this case the rest has to be agreed upon with the girls themselves.

Once having chosen one of the good looking girls you have to let the manager know her number and he will bring her to the table immediately. One can also be advised by letting the manager know what you like. Don’t worry, these lads are not shy and know their job. If you would like to hire a few of the girls simultaneously then ask the manager which of the girls harmonise, which of them are good for a bit of lesbian action etc. However, the best way is to choose a nice girl and ask her personally which of the others her favourite colleague is; things will harmonise best this way.

The next step is to pay – always in advance. In general they will also accept credit cards, but with a 10% surcharge. A girl will cost roughly 2000 Baht for the lot (90 – 120 mins including a tip).

Your lady will then lead you to a room, which in general is equipped with a huge bath, a blow-up plastic mattress with a slippery surface and a lounger, bed or similar. First of all she will fill the bath with water, now you can order a drink with the girl who serves; the drinks will arrive before the bath is full.

Now all will get undressed whereby nice girls will help the man. After a short while the bath will be full of water and bubble bath at the right temperature. After getting in all in the bath will wash you thoroughly, very thoroughly.

Subsequent to this the action can commence: Normally it starts off with a blow job (of course without a Johnny, apart from if you want one, which would be stupid). After a while the girl will get the mattress ready by spraying it with water and bubble bath from a large plastic bowl. Now one lies on the mattress and is soaped with this very slippery slithery mixture before the girl lies on top of you. She will now slide up and down on top of you and anyone who has not experienced this sort of thing will be surprised how nice it is. “Body to body” – this is where the name “Body Massage” comes from. Just to make sure one doesn’t get the wrong idea, everyone is naked. What then happens is pure enjoyment, when your thing is standing like an iron bar, which in such a situation cannot really be avoided, you can shove it in where it belongs, or, you enjoy the massage for some time before jumping into bed to round things off. 

Usually the telephone will ring to indicate that time is up – so now it really is time to shoot ones load.

To round things of one is normally give a shower in the bath tub, she will have a good wash too – Thais are the cleanest people I know. 

After that she will wait for her tip. Depending on how satisfied you are you can give anything up to 500 Baht; one should not be too much of a miser if there had been a good lesbian show (and other special things).

Now you leave the room together, the cleaning woman will turn up and get things ready for the next “victim”. Your girl will quickly return to the large aquarium to wait for the next person looking for a bit of pleasure.

In Pattaya the three largest and most well known body massage parlours are right next to each other on the corner of the Second Road and Soi 3, almost opposite the “Big C” shopping centre. They are called the Sabei Land, Sabei Dee and Sabei Room. There are also others spread around the town.

Hint: Never go to these places in a taxi or on a motorbike taxi, the driver will always go into the parlour to collect his commission, which will be added to your bill (tourist thing – Thailand lives from such commission payments) whether you like it or not, could well be anything up to 1000 Baht.

Clubs & Pubs is the title I have chosen, one should not forget that there are a lot of other ways of amusing oneself in Pattaya. Quite often these establishments are a mix of two or more of the things already mentioned. Whether it makes sense to pay (sometimes a lot) more for the same service could be questioned. “Table Dancing” etc. is for idiots, one has to give the girls cash for wobbling their back sides, in other places this costs nothing at all. I would like to warn against visiting the “Polo Entertainment” where Russian whores make a fuss for a horrendous price. Don’t bother with the place, things like that are available at home. The “Hell Club” and “Eden Club” are unfortunately poor imitations of the originals in Bangkok. “The Castle” (S/M) was also a bad experience. For those who are looking for something special such as S/M, should think about taking a short trip to Bangkok. Bangkok has a good and affordable scene for this type of thing, see “Bangkok Headlines”.