By the way, there is also a Sado-Maso place in Pattaya: The Castle. I don’t know why I am linking it… In comparison with the two pretty good places in Bangkok, this place is just a poor copy, or did I just happen to have a bit of bad luck? The shock of the place caused me to forget to take a photo, not even from the outside. I rang the doorbell and a female nose poked out and asked me whether I had been there before. “No”. She explained the prices to me (same as those in Bangkok) and let me in. Inside, a hoard of Koreans kneeling down and being entertained in front of the appropriate women. A pretty fat naked bloke was being fastened to a cross in the corner of the room by two of the women, pretty harmless, but then again…

Well, I thought, how nice. I take a seat at the bar and order a black soda for my 900 Baht. Three hens turn up and present me with my own private show: One of them is tied to a few poles and blindfolded, her tits are hanging down. I have a quick feel, in fact I am told to do so, can’t be bothered with such floppy things. One of the others kneels down; this one is also blindfolded, and awaits what is coming. She is a lot better looking, and I have a good feel of her large but inviting backside. The third woman had already lit a candle, one of those candles that produce a lot of hot dripping wax, this she then drips in an SM way onto the backside of the one kneeling down waiting for what is coming.

I grab her wax-covered backside, and… The woman with the candle gives me an angry look and with a quick movement of the hand, sends some of the wax flying in my direction. At first I thought she was trying to include me in the “game”, but then I register that the hot wax had just missed my hand (if she had hit it, it would most certainly have been quite painful) and my shoes. Then, she really did give me a very angry look, as if she had wanted to bite me. This all hadn’t been to provide me a bit of pain, but to demonstrate that I had not behaved very well, because I had touched the other woman’s backside.

I’ll explain: I had been integrated in the game in both the Barbar in Bangkok, and in Demonia, I had been allowed to and it was in fact what they had wanted, that I take part. Sometimes I even amused the girls with the utensils I had taken along with me (a very nice latex mask covering the whole head with a pretty long latex tail):

I hadn’t awaited all that much, but I had never been treated in such an unfriendly manner before, not anywhere in the world, not even where one is expected to be tolerant. I am the paying guest (and not that cheap either) and expect, if I do happen to do something wrong, an appropriate reaction and to be told what is wrong, but not that. By the way, I was stone cold sober that day (was only early in the evening).

I cried out loud and clearly “Gep Tang Kap!” after the moment of fright, or should I say after I had sussed the situation out (This really only did take a moment or should I say a second after I had seen the look in the bitches eyes). All of the other women in the place (and one other guest, could have been the manager though) suddenly took a look what was going on, that’s just what I wanted to happen. I was given my bill on demand, BANGED a thousand Baht onto the bar, grabbed my 100 Baht change, and disappeared out of the door without even taking another look at the place. Had only been in there for about 10 minutes, she could let her wax drip down the other woman’s backside without my help, and I can get a black soda in any other bar in the world, and cheaper at that. The main point though, without being reprimanded in such a rotten way.

Lads, go out and get what you can, pay well for the service, but what ever you do, don’t let them take the piss.

And now back to the more serious things in life, it’s time to pay the Penthouse Hotel in Pattaya, Soi Pattayaland another short visit. A few years ago I had a party in this very special house together with four girlfriends. Took three days. The question is whether this hotel could still meet requirements. To check this out was part of my task as I recently checked in there. So just for you I pulled myself together and arranged a similar event. Superlative, no not for me and I don’t really want to head in that direction either. But I must say one thing; I have set myself a certain standard

After carrying out numerous interviews I had at least found six female members of staff that seemed to meet up to my demands, as I found out later they certainly did  

Having in the past talked about “talented” and “gifted”, here I must add without being modest that these girls were absolutely motivated and that over the complete distance. Thailand’s filthy bars now seem to be certified in accordance with ISO 2001, hehe, just a joke.

The indoor swimming pool was not there the first time I visited the place and I must say it really is a great facility. I fully recommend that everyone tries it out (Just like the rest of the hotel). We had quite a bit of fun there throughout the whole stay.

Another thing kids… It’s true, there were mothers there but they were good, have known some of them for quite a few years now… What I wanted was a good filthy party over a period of three nights. I can get cuties and visual fucks anytime, but THIS performance… I was being very careful and didn’t regret it. Look at their faces: Has a whore at home ever smiled at you so nicely as these here? Pretty unlikely. The girls were in a good mood from beginning to end, no play-acting, gave me the impression that this is what they were really like and not just pretending.

Below you will find a random selection of photos that only give a slight impression. I have always been a “water sports” fan, this we performed in all sorts of different ways. There will be further photos of this historic event during the course of the report…

So, first of all a session in the pool… Yes, there is also a bog there as well!

Let’s carry on with the party… The room – it was very well equipped, for example with two beds (Was necessary, ever seen a bed large enough for seven?). A love swing, dancing platform, Jacuzzi (Must admit it was too small, the only thing worth complaining about in this room; other rooms have large baths). Large flat screen telly, DVD player, large fridge, which had also been filled, jazzy lights, all sorts of bric-a-brac, simply fun… I didn’t want to stop here for all that long though because it was quite overcrowded with all sorts of stuff, but the hotel did serve our purpose, the party lasted for several days.

So, first of all off to buy bikinis… buying six is a good basis for haggling the price down a little . Then we got stuck into things, no eye remained dry, better said, no hole remained un-licked or un-fucked The girls provided the whole programme but there was the circumstance that instead of a door to the bathroom there was only a curtain. Sorry lads but I am a ferret as well…

Water sports with a different kind? We visited the pool quite a number of times, not an eye remained dry, nothing else either, my god they really gave me the works!!!

She normally worked in a Beer Bar, A sweet, little, nice… She served me well. She was looking for someone to marry. In the meantime her wish has been granted, she now lives in England. I didn’t let her know that I was out of the question, it didn’t bother me that she had made such an effort… She also took me to her room which she shared with a friend.

Was well furnished, bed, cupboard, ventilator, a few shelves, a shower and WC separated by a wall. Costed 4000 a month divided by 2. She showed me her housewife qualities and tidied up. The floor was swept. I had to give it another go, even though I was pretty done for so I sent her to the market with a bit of cash where she bought something to eat… I threw in another 50 mg of Sildanafil. It’s got to come from somewhere…

A few more snapshots whilst travelling about: Blower in Soi 6, gave all three of us mates a blow one after the other and as a reward was given a few drinks. Good girl. The black-coloured one is also from Soi 6, a good looking one, I got a bit “hot under the collar” about her. Unfortunately she thought a bit too much of herself, wasn’t in need, kept on waffling on about her boyfriend from God knows where, who was going to pick her up shortly, to be able to shoot into her mouth I had to grab her like a rabbit. Not a hint.

Views down the Walking Street, some of the pics came out so dark that I had to brighten them up a little enabling the background to be seen, gets a bit grainy at times. Dito: In Lucifer, a few hundred metres before getting to Tony’s on the other side of the street. I don’t like the place, don’t like live music. Lots of older women. Gathoey in Tony’s with huge plastic tits. After that a cutie, just my weight class. Unfortunately my mate got her just before me. “The screw was crap”, well, that’s what he told me the next morning, he probably only wanted to make me feel better.

Soi 2 from the direction of the Second Road, the “Classroom” 2 Gogo Bar. I have never ever made it in this place.

Soi 6 once again: ST bar right next to the “Mandarin“ (Gogo Bar with a glass floor, we left in a bit of a hurry due to the extremely high prices). Bar scene, in the ST room. To finish off with, the “Heaven Above” again down the Soi Diamond (Walking Street). Nice place.

”Tony’s Entertainment Complex” is down the Walking Street and cannot be missed (about 500 metres on the left when coming from the Beach Road). This is actually my favourite place in Pattaya for pulling a freelancer. However, In between I had in fact actually avoided the place because the earlier very good show had been taken out of the programme with an extremely ugly fat bloke (about 150 kilos) dressed up in women’s clothes and made up like a clown taking its place. He danced around stage together with completely pissed up Farang (completely stupid but Thais seem to love that type of thing).

Apart from that the service had also deteriorated, one was continually put under pressure to buy something or order a new drink even if the old one was still half full. Nobody needs that sort of thing, especially at the extortionate prices. The pissed up Farang on stage is something that still goes on but in the meantime the services has once again improved and is now nearly perfect (Also meaning that they are no longer persistent).

Got off with quite a few blow job chicks and sweet girls there… Here a few pics from Tony’s Disco.

The price of a beer is about 150 Baht – more than in the gogo bars. I prefer to buy a large bottle of Black Lable or ABSOLUT VODKA when visiting the place, costs about 2000 – 2500 Baht plus the price for the “thinners”. So, a few RED BULLS and/or a coke/soda, a bucket of ice and off you go. I like to give the service an adequate tip meaning that during the course of the evening things all add up, mainly a four figured amount. But, for that amount one gets ones arse wiped – from the waitress up to the supervisor, there is always someone there to replenish ones glass or change the ashtray. Popcorn and sour mango is also dished out.

Quite often one will meet ladyboys, for those of you who lack practice with Thai girls, please take a good look first or you may receive a nice surprise when back in your hotel room

The toilets are kept clean by a whole team of willing workers. The piss-pots are as so often in Thailand, better establishments filled with ice cubes. There are relaxing pictures of good looking girls on the walls. As soon as you have got your “thing” out, wait for it, one of the toilet staff turns up wanting to massage the back of your neck, is just part of the service in Thailand and quite normal here. The only thing that helps is a loud “NO!!!” After washing ones hands, the staff will assist here as well, one is given a hot and damp towel, very pleasant. Of course they always expect a few Bahts tip.

Things on offer and sold there… Roses, tequila, cigars, crisps, those colourful glowing sticks, balloons, plush toys… All sorts of bric-a-brac. There are girls of course, but they offer themselves without the help of others…