And now back to the more serious things in life, it’s time to pay the Penthouse Hotel in Pattaya, Soi Pattayaland another short visit. A few years ago I had a party in this very special house together with four girlfriends. Took three days. The question is whether this hotel could still meet requirements. To check this out was part of my task as I recently checked in there. So just for you I pulled myself together and arranged a similar event. Superlative, no not for me and I don’t really want to head in that direction either. But I must say one thing; I have set myself a certain standard

After carrying out numerous interviews I had at least found six female members of staff that seemed to meet up to my demands, as I found out later they certainly did  

Having in the past talked about “talented” and “gifted”, here I must add without being modest that these girls were absolutely motivated and that over the complete distance. Thailand’s filthy bars now seem to be certified in accordance with ISO 2001, hehe, just a joke.

The indoor swimming pool was not there the first time I visited the place and I must say it really is a great facility. I fully recommend that everyone tries it out (Just like the rest of the hotel). We had quite a bit of fun there throughout the whole stay.

Another thing kids… It’s true, there were mothers there but they were good, have known some of them for quite a few years now… What I wanted was a good filthy party over a period of three nights. I can get cuties and visual fucks anytime, but THIS performance… I was being very careful and didn’t regret it. Look at their faces: Has a whore at home ever smiled at you so nicely as these here? Pretty unlikely. The girls were in a good mood from beginning to end, no play-acting, gave me the impression that this is what they were really like and not just pretending.

Below you will find a random selection of photos that only give a slight impression. I have always been a “water sports” fan, this we performed in all sorts of different ways. There will be further photos of this historic event during the course of the report…

So, first of all a session in the pool… Yes, there is also a bog there as well!

Let’s carry on with the party… The room – it was very well equipped, for example with two beds (Was necessary, ever seen a bed large enough for seven?). A love swing, dancing platform, Jacuzzi (Must admit it was too small, the only thing worth complaining about in this room; other rooms have large baths). Large flat screen telly, DVD player, large fridge, which had also been filled, jazzy lights, all sorts of bric-a-brac, simply fun… I didn’t want to stop here for all that long though because it was quite overcrowded with all sorts of stuff, but the hotel did serve our purpose, the party lasted for several days.

So, first of all off to buy bikinis… buying six is a good basis for haggling the price down a little . Then we got stuck into things, no eye remained dry, better said, no hole remained un-licked or un-fucked The girls provided the whole programme but there was the circumstance that instead of a door to the bathroom there was only a curtain. Sorry lads but I am a ferret as well…

Water sports with a different kind? We visited the pool quite a number of times, not an eye remained dry, nothing else either, my god they really gave me the works!!!