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    Midday with my mate down at the Blue Rock floating bar, he’s got his eye on some girl from the previous day, a small thing; she’s not there. The other tarts don’t seem to be interested in us, haven’t got a clue why this is; things are a little strange sometimes. Maybe it’s because I had some tart from somewhere else with me the day before, maybe they think there will be a bit of jealousy! Doesn’t matter though, not keen on any of them anyway.

    Go up with my mate, the girls can think what they want. We want a chat, four or five lady drink hunters sneak up, my mate gets a massage, in the banana area too, he buys them a few tequilas.

    Later on the smaller girl from the previous day turns up so he takes her back to the hotel. I text a tart, one of those from a bar who’s number I have saved. It’s one who I’m very interested in and I manage to get hold of her today; she replies. Yes, she has time for a short time and she’s also in need of cash. A quick phone call and 30 minutes later everything is sorted out.

    She arrives at the hotel. First of all a shower, she’s still got a narrow strip of pubes so I give her a razor, she laughs and shaves the rest. After showering I place her backside on a cushion, which is lying on the edge of the bed. I lift her legs and start licking her cunt. She likes this and quickly gets pretty wet; there’s still a bit of piss there too; after she’d had a piss I grabbed her hand to prevent her from wiping herself dry.Oh shit, I like this tart. I lick her ring, she doesn’t have a problem with this and plays the game. She enjoys my, unfortunately, much too short tongue. I move her hand to her cunt, she slowly starts playing with herself; I continue to lick. She has nice labia, I’d guess about a mouthful; it’s a feeling like eating sushi. I spit on and inside her cunt and continue to lick her clean. She’s put the second cushion under her head, has made herself comfortable and watches, seems to me that she’s going to have an orgasm.

    Oh shit, ich steh auf die Tante. Lecke nun auch ihre Rosette, sie hat keinerlei Probs damit und geht gut mit. Sie genießt meine leider viel zu kurze Zunge in vollen Zügen. Ich führe ihre Hand an die Maus, sie beginnt sich diese langsam zu wichsen, während ich weiterlecke. Schöne Schamlippen, einen Mund voll würde ich sagen, das „Sushi essen Gefühl“ stellt sich ein. Ich spucke ein paarmal voll auf und in ihre Maus und lecke alles genüsslich schlürfend wieder sauber. Sie hat sich das zweite Kissen unter den Kopf gelegt, es sich gemütlich gemacht und schaut zu und bald scheint es, als ob sie kurz vor dem Abgang sei.

    After about 10 minutes I lie on the bed too, she kneels down between my thighs and starts to blow; she can. I get a view of her backside as her head bobs up and down, what a sight. She licks my nuts and massages my ring. Due to the movement of her head her long slightly wavy hair tickles my balls, how nice.

    I pull her up; she’s above me and shoves my cock up her fanny. Oh shit, what a shag… I have her crouch down on my hard-on then make her turn around. She does a really good job, up and down, in and out, she moans quietly.

    Then I tell her we’ll change position. I move over to the edge of the bed and say, “doggy”. She gets into position by kneeling on the bed and thrusting her backside towards me. I tell her to lower the upper part of her body. The right side of her face is pressed against the blanket, she holds tight with both hands as I give her it from behind. With my dick still in place I pull her over to the centre of the room; I push the upper part of her body down. She supports herself by placing her hands on the floor, she whimpers quietly. I accelerate into the red in overdrive, grab her slim waist with both hand and give her the works, she whimpers and moans.

    Then we return to the bed where I turn her onto her side with her back towards me. With one hand I play about with her upper buttock, with the other I hold the nape of her neck to determine where and how she should lie. Oh shit, I’m not going to last much longer. It’s too good; she’s just the fuck I imagine; so willing and talented.

    I move to the shot in the gob position, her head is on the cushion. I kneel in front of her face, which is facing towards me, she sucks my throbbing cock. She has one hand on my balls. I give her a bit of finger, she’s soaking wet, what a great feeling to have a couple of fingers inside her warm pink slippery fanny while she gives me a blow.

    “Don’t worry, I’ll tell you when I’m coming.” I let her know although we haven’t even agreed on this, she simply nods. When I’m ready I tell her that I’m coming and that she’s to open wide – she’s a good girl and obeys. She grunts loudly as the first shot hits the back of her throat; she carries on sucking until I’m finished.

    WOW – this girl is fantastic, a dream. Tall, slim, good looking, confident, taught body, soft skin, lovely curves and she does exactly as she’s told… Best looker and fuck I’ve had for a long time. My heart continues to beat rapidly even as she cleans her mouth and we go to the bathroom chatting. She told me it was her first shot in the gob, good job I hadn’t asked beforehand; if you ask a lot you will get a lot of answers. By the way, she’s 22 years old and has no kids; her fantastic body indicated this as well…

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  • The Playas del Este (map) are Havana’s beaches, I find them simply fantastic. Single travel in Cuba? As far as I’m concerned they don’t need to be put behind the allegedly so beautiful Playas in Varadero. When the weather’s nice and during the summer, especially during weekends, they are well visited.Of course it’s not only tourists that go there, many Habaneros flee the heat of the city for a nice day down at the beach. Although the beach is pretty stony many Cubans visit Guanabo, it’s not like the other beaches with their fine light coloured sand.

    The Playas stretch over approx. 20 km, a straight line from the west towards the east. The first beach is near Bacuranao, which is 15 km from the Captolio in Havana (route). Here a list of six beaches in order:

    Bacuranao – Tarará – El Mégano – Santa Maria del Mar – Boca Ciega – Guanabo.

    Because of the tourists Santa Maria del Mar is more western style with regard to the hotel facility – among other things the Tropicoco can be found here – on the other hand Guanabo is more local style. I normally got off the bus at the Tropicoco to spend a few nice enjoyable hours.

    If you’re not really bothered about the beach and would prefer to spend your time making contact with chicas, then Guanabo is the place to try your luck. Here you will find one or the other bar where it’s possible to knock off some tart during daylight hours. The girls also know where to find illegal casas for little money. However, the bus doesn’t travel right up to Guanabo. On the other hand, in Santa Maria del Mar the police observe the beach with use of telescopes to make sure that nobody nicks anything – and to stop the Jineteras chatting men up; something that nobody is really worried about during peak hours…

    The other locations/beaches are smaller and more “comfy”. It’s also possible to get accommodation at the Playas. Apart from the many large hotel facilities there are also quite a few private casas. Everyone has to decide for themselves whether this is worth considering. Personally, I think it’s better to stay in the middle of Havana and if you fancy a day at the beach to travel there on the bus. If you do it the other way round you may get bored and if the weather’s bad, then you’re pretty much stuck. Apart from that, if you want to travel at night you’ll be stuck with having to get a taxi if you want go out for some fun, which will make things pretty expensive, that’s if you need one quite often.

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    Grubert in Cuba
    Cuba Newbie
    Havana & Varadero
    © by Major Grubert

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    Travel guide for the Isla Grande. Detailed explanations of fun relevant highlights in Havana and Varadero. Absolutely essential, it’s a “Must be Read” for single men in Cuba – not only for newbies!

    The “operation manual” for Cuban nightlife & Co. All important travel questions for before & after the trip.

    Travel report with a very detailed text part including authentic diary entries, which won’t let you miss a thing on distinctness. With content links, maps and index, addresses, tips and information.

    More than 1600 photos and 40 maps.

    Preface – Location, arrival, entering and leaving the country, booking – Tip booking – Visa/tourist card – Immigration – Customs – Travel health insurance – Forms for entering the country – First cash – Accommodation – Casa particular or hotel? – Legal and illegal casas – Chicas in the hotel/casa – Booking strategy – Currency, cash, plastic?! – Cuban currency, differences – Exchanging cash where/how – ATMs, which credit cards? – Bank cards? – Getting around in Havana und Cuba – Hire cars? – Taxi – Old-timer – Bici-taxis – Shared taxis – Round trips/sightseeing in Havanna – Travelling in the country – Viazul busses – Domestic flights – The Tropicana – What are Cubans like – Cultural shock – Bon Appétit!!! – Paladare – Restaurants – Safety tips – Safety strategy arrival – Safety strategy hotel/casa – Safety strategy when out and about – General safety tips – What is where in Havana? Vedado – The modern Havana – What is where in Havana? Centro – The old original Havana – What is where in Havana? Habana Vieja – The tourist Havana – Capitolio – Plaza Vieja – Prado – Calle Obispo – Canal de Entrada – Hemingway cult – The Malecón – Havana’s living room – Prices – Chicas – Beverages – In the restaurant – In the supermarket – Accommodation – Taxi – How much cash will I need? Cost calculation – Paysex in Havana – Motivation and background of the Chicas – Why do they go on the game – The difference in the long and short time service – Ladyboy and Gay Scene in Havana – Old-timer tour around Havana – The Prado – Havana’s boulevard – General tips and fundamentals – Health – Chemists – Travel health insurance – Tap water – Tips – The time to travel – Clothing – Shopping – Supermarkets – Language – Can I get by without Spanish? – Laundries – Pornography – Photography – Time difference – Viagra – Phoning – Mobile – Smartphone – Sim Card – Internet access – Short time, Long time, Lovesick clowns, Everything goes – Prepayment – Thieving – Scroungers –Furnishing in the casas – Small change – Electricity, Adapter – Tourist prices – ID Card (“Carnet”) check – Illegal casas – What to take with? – Politics – Travel guide/book tip – Addresses of casa particulares – Booking hotels – With the tourist bus around Havana – Chicas – A few photos – Varadero! – Arrival – Bus, Taxi – Taking a chica with to Varadero? – Accommodation – All inclusive or casa particular? – Internet access – Bon appétit! – Beaches – Out and about in Varadero – Bus tour – Taxi – Nightclubs – Bowling – Excursions around the surrounding area – Cardeñas – Matanzas – Viñales – Tobacco fields – The Playas del Este – Bacuranao – Tarará – El Mégano – Santa Maria del Mar – Boca Ciega – Guanabo – El Morro – Views – The last order – Cars!!! – The bottom line

    Index, Maps, Links & Co
    Links from the report, chronologically
    Maps, chronologically

    With authentic descriptions of all situations. The diary entries simply won’t leave anything to be desired

    As usual, all chapters with numerous photos

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  • General Stuff

    A few general things I think are worth knowing about.

    Sex with children in the Philippines

    I’ve been travelling to the Phils for quite a few years now and have never encountered anything like that at all. Of course at home there are the fiddled reports by so called “journalists” working for the tabloid press or such TV channels. This means three things – the gullibility and ignorance of audience and readers, the lack of trust in others and the own dirty fantasies. Of course there is the lack of news during the “dead” summer season meaning the lack of readers/audience. In such cases the press will be looking for some sensation so will have a go at “fun tourists”. Everyone who has been to the Phils before knows that things like that don’t simply happen that easily there.

    Tips:

    In restaurants tips are about 5 – 10% of the amount on the bill. In bars I tip about 10 – 30 Peso depending on the bill and the friendliness of the service. Never forget, a cleaning woman earns about 100 Peso per day, compare this with the earnings of the bar girls – For a good job after a short time they get a 100 tip, after a decent long time with a morning shag 200 – 500 (if it was really good).

    I like to give the hotel room maid a tip, I leave about 50 Peso a day on the pillow; she’ll spoil me for this (extra towel etc.).

    For a longer taxi journey (if the driver is nice) I’ll give 100 Peso, Trikers don’t get fuck all, it’s not normal to give them a tip. Apart from that they rip us off enough anyway.

    Seasonal differences:

    The rainy season (when summer at home) is not ideal for visiting the beautiful beaches, Boracay, for example. The weather is no problem for Angeles though; bars and beds are under a roof   that’s why we’re there. The occasional wet feet (wear sandals) can get on one’s nerves but isn’t that bad.

    There isn’t really a main season in Angeles. Nevertheless, sometimes it is a bit difficult to get a decent room, especially during the weekend when expats from the surrounding area are there. It’s better to arrive on a Sunday ( also because of the better traffic situation in Manila). Book a room online or per email (without pre-payment). There may be difficulties on public holidays too, especially at Easter (“Holy Week”) and during the Chinese New Year’s Festival (early in the year with changing dates – better to Google). Finally, if you’re visiting the place at Christmas it’s better to book in advance as well.

    Shopping:

    Can’t say all that much about this. Recently bought loads of T-shirts (from street trader) because the Phil T-shirts fit me a lot better than those from Thailand. Apart from that it’s not really worth shopping on the Phils.

    You can get Kamagra or some sort of Sildenafil pills for 100 on the street after haggling (you will be approached all the time) for 4 X 100mg pills (it´s better to buy a few blisters, easier to haggle). Don’t pay more! In the meantime it’s mainly Cialis or Tadalafil pills. Example – on the street they will start haggling at 2500 – 3000 for a tin of 10 “100er Cialis”. He’ll tell you it’s a good price without blushing. No wonder, it really is a good price, for him. They find some stupid twat who pays that price just about every day. Tell him you’ll only pay 1000, but for FOUR tins. He’ll swallow but if you say “take it or leave it,” and turn round without any further discussion, he’ll agree. If not, look for the next person selling – You’ll find one on ever, and I mean ever corner selling such stuff.

    Pharmacy:

    Everything is unbelievably cheap in Phil chemists, prescription free too. Caution, forget about smuggling medicines, the customs at home don’t understand any fun in this aspect either – this also applies to potency pills, but nobody has anything against you using them on location in the Phils. If you have to buy meds at home on a regular basis it’s best to get in touch with the customs beforehand and make inquiries to how much you are allowed to bring back with you. Take a doctor’s prescription with you (for the customs).

    Terms: Here what a few terms mean, one’s that may crop up now and again.

    Butterfly:

    Is the term given to someone who quickly changes his holiday partner and often as if moving from blossom to blossom… of course the girls would like one “love clown”, this way it’s simpler to earn money for a number of days or even weeks. In addition to this there may be the opportunity of receiving regular payments from abroad afterwards. However, they have no problem with hearing the truth, the opposite really, it makes things less false and increases the fun factor, nobody has to adjust themselves.

    Love clown:

    The opposite to a butterfly. Likes to see things through rose-tinted spectacles and believes every word the girl tells him. Everything works out well because the girl will tell him exactly what he wants to hear. These men tend to send money from home and end up financing the girl’s true boyfriend’s expensive parties; quite often they are trike drivers. Most “love clowns” think – mine is different to the others.

    Bar fine / EWR (Early Work Release):

    About half of it is compensation for the bar if a girl is released meaning she won’t be available for the rest of the day; the girls get the other half. With this everything has been paid for meaning that the girl will have no further cash demands.

    Short time:

    Depending on the agreement one or a number of quickies. Can take up to three hours but one hour is normal (although nobody really looks at the watch).

    Long time:

    The girl stayed until the next day, the earliest she’s allowed to leave is after the morning shag (come to agreement beforehand).

    Super long time:

    You keep the girl for a number of days or even for the duration of your holiday. You will still have to pay the daily bar fine and this cannot be haggled down.

    Freelancer:

    Freelance girls, who for some reason or other don’t work in bars and are on offer on the open market. I defiantly recommend newbies in Angeles to keep their fingers off them – for safety reasons (see “Safety”).

    Lady drink:

    It’s only possible to buy a girl one of these in a bar. Lady drinks cost more than normal drinks, the bar and the girl share the money 2:1. Quite often they are only a very small glass of some drink or other. The purpose of lady drinks isn’t really to let the girl have a drink; it’s to pay their “wage” for spending time with us. However, if their first question is whether we’ll buy them a lady drink we leave them standing there with it being a bad custom and a rip-off; don’t expect such girls to oblige with anything you would like.

    Double lady drink:

    Quite often (without asking) a double LD (instead of a “regular LD”) is served and put on the bill – quite often a beer or Gatorade. Complain immediately if this happens and it’s also better to move to another bar. On the other hand, in the meantime this has (unfortunately) become quite a normal thing to do. If you chat with a girl in a bar for a longer period of time (or grope around) you could buy her an SMB (San Miguel Light, the beer the girls like). You will both have more from this than from two small LDs – because it lasts her longer and it will make her looser than a couple of tiny glasses of orange juice 😉

    Towel screw:

    If when back in the hotel the girl locks herself in the bathroom, showers and come out wrapped from top to bottom in a towel then you will have grabbed yourself a “dead bird”, a shy girl or one with a number of kids who has a few problems with her figure (stomach, breasts); or maybe the whole lot.

    Mamasan/Papasan:

    Managers in a bar employed with a salary. They keep the chicks together, something not as simple as it seems.

    GFS/GFE:

    Girl Friend Sex – Girl Friend Experience. When having sex the girl give you the feeling that she’s your girlfriend (or even better). That’s what we’re looking for…

    Happy hour:

    A lot of bars reduce the price of drinks at certain times of the day; mainly for beer and other local drinks (rum and coke).

    General tips:

    Bring condoms with you from home, there is more faith in them and they fit better – On average Asians are built a little smaller.

    Viagra or clones such as Kamagra (have the same active substance – Sildenafil) can be purchased cheap on the streets of Angeles. Don’t buy the original, it’s expensive in comparison and isn’t any better – apart from that there are also fakes on offer (have no effect). There is also Apcalis (Tadalafil). Once again for your own safety – don’t bring them back to Europe, smuggling meds is a crime (see above).

    Take your mobile with you to Angeles. The reason for this: on the one hand SIM cards for mobiles and pay as you go cards for the internet can be purchased all over the place – phone calls are cheap. On the other hand one can’t really imagine being without a mobile nowadays. As we already know, they are also very useful for contacting friends for a spontaneous get-together. Apart from that about 99% of the girls have one and if you’re horny you will be able to make a quick call and have a “nurse” come and see to you. After a few days you will have a few numbers of talented personnel who you may want to fall back on.

    At first the Phil language takes a bit of getting used to, but it’s not as extreme as in Thailand. Some speak only a little or no English at all, which, however, is an exception with the official language actually being English. Of course most of the locals speak their own language or dialect, Tagalog – sounds a little like Spanish – many of them speak very good English.

    Electricity in hotels etc. is compatible with ours. It’s seldom that you will need an adaptor but if you do you will be able to get one down at the reception.

    There are reasonably priced short time hotels through the town area, simply ask the girls if you need one.

    The time difference to Europe is plus six or seven hours (summer time / winter time).

    I DEFINITELY RECOMMEND getting travel health insurance. Such insurances don’t cost that much – take a look on the internet.

    Never buy anything from begging kids on the street who are trying to sell you something, they have been forced to do this; for example they will try to sell you chewing gum or flowers. They have nothing from the money, those who cash in laze about all day. If you like, buy them something to eat, they’re always hungry.

    A good idea if you have any leftovers after a meal is to get a doggy bag and take them with you (if it’s worth it); give them to the kids on the street. Don’t be afraid to do this, the girls often take leftovers with them.

    Beggars work in groups, quite often they are forced women with kids (even babies) who they have “borrowed”. All this is organised and must be looked at sceptically, don’t give them anything. The locals don’t like these non-resident beggars from other places. They are brought to drop-off points and picked up again in the evening. On the other hand there are also genuine poor people, quite often older people sitting on the street with their hand held out. It’s ok to give these a coin now and again, or even 20 Peso. The boundary between these extremes cannot always be recognised.

    Street traders will often approach you (“Kamagra, sir? T-shirts?”). A quick “no thanks” will do the trick to get rid of them. If you do happen to purchase anything then don’t forget to haggle. Some of the prices they ask are extortionate. One wanted to sell me a Kamagra for 1400, the street price is 100.

    The public is Angeles is mixed – all different ages from lots of different countries.

    It’s difficult or sometimes not even possible to get vibrators, dildos and other “toys” in the Phils. Officially it’s forbidden to bring such things into the country but white people are never controlled in Manila. I always take “toys” with me, outfits for the girls too, something for the eye!

    So what do I take with me on holiday! In general you can get just about everything. You don’t have to worry if you have forgotten your toiletry bag. Take lightweight clothing with you, a few pairs of shorts for the daytime, long trousers for the evenings, maybe a few shirts too. With hotel laundry services being pretty quick (you usually get your stuff back the same day) you don’t really need to take that much with you. If you take a few chargeable electric appliances with you then you should also drag a multi-socket along with you. I have a multi with five sockets and an extension cable; practical because some hotel rooms only have one or a couple of sockets.

    Visa: an extension from 30 to 59 days costs 3000 Peso. If you can’t be bothered to take care of this yourself there are a number of travel agents in Angeles who will sort things out for you for a few hundred Peso fee. However, it’s supposed to be quite simple to get a visa extension yourself (the immigration office is now in the Marquee shopping centre (map), by going there yourself you can save quite a bit. I think the best thing for those wanting to stay for longer than 30 days is to get things done at your own embassy in the Phils. I know it currently costs 27 Euros for the German one.

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    Grubert on the Philippines
    Angeles City Newbie 2.0
    Angeles & Subic Bay
    © by Major Grubert

    The ultimate single guide – travel guide for Angeles City & Subic Bay. The “Users Manual” for men who want to have fun at the number one party hotspot on the Philippines. All practical holiday question before and during the trip.

    The “Holiday Bible” for men travelling alone on the Phils. A MUST – not only for newbies!

    Additionally: Very detailed travel report including authentic extracts from my diary, they leave nothing out.

    With approx. 1,500 photos and many maps.

    Contents:

    Table of contents – Preface – Why Angeles City?? – Advantages – Disadvantages – Location, arrival, entering, leaving the country and continuation of journey – Booking – Immigration Manila – Customs – Forms – First cash exchange – Carrying on to Angeles – Accommodation/Hotel – Hotel booking strategy – What to look out for with hotels – Cash machines/Exchanging cash – How to get hold of cash? – Health – Doctors – Hospitals – Travel health insurance – Motivation and background of the girls – Why do the girls go on the game – The service the girls provide – All inclusive! – Safety – Safety strategy arrival – Safety strategy hotel – Safety strategy when out and about – General safety tips – Visa extension at a travel agents and flight bookings – When, where, for how long, how expensive? – Cultural differences – Cultural shock! – A few things you shouldn’t do – Bars and other establishments – What there is – Gogo bars – Blow job & short time bars – What is where in Angeles City? – Orientation – Fields Avenue – Perimeter Road – Santos Street – Raymond Street – Bon Appétit!!! – Where what is? – Girls – which where…? – Cherry Girls – Ladyboys – Short Time or something more for the heart? – Prices – How much money will I need? – Water or wine – Getting around Angeles City – Trike – Jeepney – Trips out of town – Doing things in Angeles? – Pinatubo volcano – Shopping Centre – Party!!! – Various events – Own party in your hotel – Basics – Sex with children in the Philippines – Tips – Seasonal differences – Shopping – Pharmacy – Explanation of terms – Butterfly – Love clown – Bar fine/EWR – Short time – Long time – Super Long time – Freelancer – Lady drink – Double Lady drink – Towel screw – Mamasan/Papasan – GFS/GFE – Happy Hour – General Tips – Condoms – Viagra & Co – Handy/Smart Phone – Language – Electricity – Short Time Hotels – Time difference – Travel health insurance – Begging kids – Leftovers – Beggars –Street traders – Mixed crowd – Vibrators, dildos and other toys – What should I take with me? – Visa – Accommodation II – Angeles City, the bottom line – Subic Bay – Arrival – Accommodation – Beach!!! – Out and about during the day – Girls – Bon Appétit!!! – Out and about at night – Floating Bar – Subic Bay, the bottom line

    Index, maps, links & Co!
    Links from the report, chronologically
    Maps chronologically

    With authentic descriptions of all situations. The extracts from my diary leave nothing to be desired

    As usual all chapters with lots of photos

    Fitting bundles of travel reports (in the post or as a download):
    Philippine Bundle
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    “I want all”
    Or simply select what you want – super bundle (minimum of six CDs)

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    Grubert in Thailand
    Pattaya Newbie 2.0
    The Standard Reference for Singles in Thailand’s Partying Town
    © by Major Grubert

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    Ultimate Single Guide – Travel Guide for Pattaya. The “Users Manual” for Singles in Thailand’s number one partying town. The “Bible” for men travelling alone in Thailand. Useful questions for before & during your trip.

    It’s a must – not only for newbies!

    With tricks, tips, infos, addresses, links, index.
    With more than 1600 photos and 35 maps.

    Preface – Why Pattaya? Advantages and disadvantages – Location, arrival, entry, leaving and continuation of journey – Living – Cash machines/exchanging cash – Health!!! – Motivation and background of the girls – Pay-sex in the LOS – Safety tips – Bars and other establishments – Beer bars – Gogo bars – Blow job and other short time bars – “Insider tips” I – “Insider tips” II – Discos – Body massages, clubs and pubs – Karaoke bars – “Insider tips” III – “Other” massages – Where to find things in Pattaya – Naklua – Beach and Beach Road – Soi 2 & 3 – Soi 6 – Soi 7 & 8 – Soi 13 – 13/4 – Walking Street – Soi Diamond – Second Road – Soi Buakhao – Soi LK Metro – Pattaya’s harbour – Viewpoint & Big Buddha – Jomtien – Which girls where? – Prices – How much cash will I need? – Getting around in Pattaya – Bon appétit – Cultural shock – Festivals and celebrations – General things – Dictionary – General tips – Trips and things to do – Shopping centres – Trip to Bangkok – Trip to Koh Larn – Trip to Koh Samet – Index, maps links & Co

    With an authentic description taken from blow job bars, massage parlours, gogo bars, from short time sessions. The diary entries leave nothing left to be desired

    As usual all chapters with numerous photos

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  • Thailand: Beer Bars

    “Hey sexy man!!!” is cried all over the place, followed by “come inside!” sometimes with “meeeee” added to the end (“come inside me”). It doesn’t matter about our looks, even older and not very attractive men are coaxed into the bars with us of all possible and “impossible” methods. Of course they want to earn money; bars exist by selling drinks and maybe by hiring out a girl.

    How does a beer bar function?

    One enters the bar and looks for a place to sit, mainly at the bar. Some bars have a comfortable place to sit with a table. Normally one is welcomed and one orders a drink. After this one is served with the drink one has ordered together with the bill as a note (see “safety”) in a small beaker or similar, which should be placed in front of you. In general, after a short time, one or a number of girls will turn up and start chatting to you, the contents is always the same:

    How are you?
    What is your name?
    Where you come from?

    And maybe a question asking you whether you are there on business or on holiday, and, whether one is in Thailand for the first time (say no!).

    Depending on how the bar is run one is either quickly, later on or not at all, asked for a lady drink. If this is asked at the beginning then say no. If you fancy one of the girls and you want her to stay then buy her a drink. If you don’t fancy a girl but another one working in the same bar then it is no problem to let her know. So, make eye contact with the girl with you at that moment, let her know or tell the Mamasan (manageress or owner of the bar).

    After a bit of small talk one or the other entertaining game is played  such as “4 wins” or a simple dice game whereby the objective is to throw all number combinations from 2 – 12 with the use of two dice. One may even play a more skilful game with wooden bricks. Some beer bars even have a snooker or billiard table.

    Of course the bars try to provide an interesting atmosphere, the louder the music and the laughter of the girls, the more customers start turning up. Later at night and with increasing alcohol consume it will get more joyful.

    The bars’ opening hour from about midday until two in the morning, this could deviate a little depending on the location of the bar.

    There is a bell hanging in each bar and customers who ring this bell (possibly as loud as possible so that the whole street hears it) have just volunteered to buy a round for all present. By the way, such bells or something similar can be found in all types of bars throughout “tourist Thailand”. One should not ring them all that often if at all.

    A lady drink costs about twice the price of a beer or local brand of whisky and is often just a tiny little glass full (sometimes they seem to be the size of a thimble) of some drink. Some girls only drink Coke, other Thai whisky, gin or even a beer. The girls are given a part of the price of a drink; mainly one third to one half, the bar keeps the rest.

    Another source of earnings for bars and girls are the hiring fees. The fee is paid to the bar (in beer bars mainly 300 – 400 Baht) to compensate for the girl’s loss of business for the rest of the evening. You take the girl with you obviously meaning that she cannot work for the bar for the rest of the day. The hiring fee is shared between the girl and the bar, they get about half each.

    If you happen to meet a nice girl who you can imagine keeping until the next day then ask her quickly without waiting, this for two reasons: There are Thai girls who won’t go with you for a long time because they have a boyfriend (often a Thai) or one or the other “sheiks” or “sugar daddies” who regularly send them cash. They will then say “sorry but I am on the rag”. A bit rotten if they first let you know after about eight hours. The second reason: You should hire the girls out quickly to avoid paying for expensive lady drinks for most of the evening, that’s good money chucked away. Ok, if things are nice and the situation is right, why not, is just a general thought.

    Some girls will only go for a short time for the same reason or because they think that they can earn more money by having a number of short times instead of one long time. This is quite true if the girl is good looking and there are enough clients about.

    No matter whether a ST or LT (see below for definition), agree upon the price (apart from the obligatory hiring fee) and what you will get for your money. The clearer things are beforehand, the less chance of disappointment when back at the hotel. It is quite seldom but unfortunately does come about, that one picks up a girl who will only give a blow job with a rubber johnny. The best thing to do is to get rid of such girls without notice, but in a friendly manner. Stupid if one has not talked about these things beforehand, makes you the stupid one.

    I for example, always ask whether she likes giving a blow job and whether I can shoot into her gob (this puts an end to the johnny problem), how long she can she stay the next day and that in all events she has to make me “happy again the next morning (an LT without a morning screw is no good at all).

    If you are able to come to agreement then it’s out of the bar and off towards the hotel, or if you want, a bit more bar hopping and disco before you go there. No, you can’t lie on top of the girl all day, that’s something one will realise quite quickly in Pattaya. Of course you can stay in the bar; I make it clear that I am not paying for any more lady drinks after having paid the hiring fee. I only pay for normal drinks, which is Ok. Quite often the girl will like to stay in her own bar to help with the turnover.

    Beer bars are a vital feature in the face of Pattaya, they belong to the townscape. It’s all quite nice really, in most of the bars one is served in a friendly manner and one is also able to just sit there and relax. Quite often I buy some Thai food on the street for a few Baht (for example, a few meat skewers with rice or papaya salad) and take it to the next best beer bar to eat. This is something quite normal in Thailand. Without asking one is normally given a few serviettes, sometimes even a plate and knife and fork. There is no ulterior motive; the people are quite often only being friendly. Of course one orders a drink from the bar, a few Bahts tip and all are happy.

    During the evening the mobile food stalls and soup kitchens are out and about, there is defiantly enough to eat on the streets, nobody has to go hungry. Thais eat a lot and with enjoyment, the food in Thailand really is one of the great things about the country.

    Quite often during the evening salesmen will turn up at the bars to try and make a bit of cash. On offer are fake watches, fag lighters, chewing gum, fags (Attention USA citizens, fags = Brit slang for cigarettes), Polaroid photos, sunglasses, T-shirts and all sorts of crap. A friendly “no thanks” is normally enough to get rid of these people. However, if you happen to have shown some interest then they will try everything to make you buy something.

    Unfortunately there are also negative examples. In some cases depending on the location of the bar one only expects casual customers (who one will meet once and never again), or the Mamasan is simply stupid. One quickly realises whether the service is friendly or just waiting to rip you off. Keep away from bars where they shout “Eeeehhh Falang!!!”, this is disrespectful. If one is asked for a lady drink every couple of minutes it is better to just get up and go.

    Most bars hope for regular customers and are polite to their guests.

    By the way, don’t get irritated by the fact that sometimes there are always kids at the bar, they belong to the girls or the boss. This is quite normal in Thailand and is Ok. It’s different with the begging kids and those wanting to sell something, more about that later on.

    The best looking, youngest and wickedest girls are in general not to be found in beer bars, in return some prefer the atmosphere of the open bars to the more cold air in the gogos for example. However, it is possible to grab a smart tart in a beer bar, so, just keep your eyes open and don’t wait for too long, the best are hired out first of course.

    Some beer bars (which are to found in houses) have short time rooms (see photo, the girl with the glasses). Here it is possible to shag the girl of your choice on location, which is handy because one does not have to leave the premises. Prices are the same all over (room about 300), however, it’s still better to come to agreement beforehand.

    In the beer bars one is able to find out quite a bit about the Thai mentality and the lifestyle of the people. This starts off when experiencing how the girls treat each other and how and what they eat etc. In each bar there is a small altar for Buddha who is made a sacrifice each day and the girls mainly pray each day on arriving at the bar. This does not disturb at all, on the contrary, it belongs to daily life in the LOS (land of smiles).

    From this point of view beer bars are the ideal place to get a little closer to the Thai culture 😉

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