World Wide Whore

The whole world knows that Brazilian women are jealous, full of temperament; give it fuck all in bed, blow like hell, and love anal. I don’t know whether this is prejudice, or whether I only know other women who are anomalous. However, it was my first holiday in Brazil, and I cannot claim that my experiences are representative. I cannot confirm all this anyway, in fact apart from one or the other thing; I must say I have been able to experience the same sort of things elsewhere.

Jealousy: Well, when I had paid the hen and she had no illusions of a continuous source of money, then there was no trace. Maybe if one lives or works here, or at least tells them that one does. Expats are always a chance of earning fast and easy money, and lots of it as well, this also being on a regular basis. It’s just the same on other continents. Or maybe when one is a young, dynamic, good-looking bloke with “donating trousers”. Doesn’t apply to me, unfortunately.

Full of temperament: Oh yes! They can waggle their backsides, not many can do so as the Brazilians can, the main temperament comes out during dancing. The pleasure of life and celebrating during the daytime. Some of them also in bed, but unfortunately not with all of them – The hit rate of “dead birds” as far as I am concerned is significantly more than in Thailand, good, some really do give it fuck all, but unfortunately I have experienced that in the morning, the girls can’t really be bothered at all.

In Thailand, some try to do the disappearing trick, but with a bit of talk, one is able to drive this bad habit out of them. Not so in Brazil, if the hens can’t be bothered, then the hens can’t be bothered. Nothing helps, no discussions about less payment. Sometimes I get the impression that they have no idea about life’s reality. For example: Some of the Forteleza hens want 150 for the night (none of us ever paid that much in F). Even if the rate of whores – punters is 5 : 1, they would still rather sleep alone instead of being satisfied with less money. There follows reports about girls that are all go during the night, but in the morning are good for nothing. It’s better to get rid of them straight away with a reduction of payment; well that’s what I think anyway. Or maybe if one is a good looking dynamic bloke with “donating trousers”?

Blow like hell: Some do, some don’t. To compare things with Thailand again, I have not noticed much difference at all; will go into this later in more detail with a few examples.

Anal: Yeah. The blond in RIO ANTIGO was good. Well, it’s not as if I really need that sort of thing, if things result in this, ok, if not, also ok. Never really demand it. On top of this, I am mainly “Bare footed”, so this sort of fun should be thoroughly though about beforehand. But now back to the “special night” with the old casket from CAFÉ DO MAR (dictionary), she liked it anal. After taking a shower and after she had given me a nice bit of head for a few minutes, she started to talk about this topic; as far as I could make out, she found it very arousing to push things into the arsehole. After asking a few times, she however confirmed, which at first I didn’t want to believe, that she meant my arsehole.

Well, to cut a long story short: I let her talk me into it, and gave her my bag of “utensils”. I was just able to talk her out of using the large strap on dildo. Instead she had the idea of using the small battery one, seemed a bit of a better idea to me. Ok, what shall I say; she gave me the works for just over half an hour. She gave me a cracker of a blowjob as I lay on my back and she got to work on me with the thing. It was quite a fierce shot. After the second shower, she got dressed and told me she had to go because she had a kid to look after, I said Ok, and pressed 50 Reais into her hand. She was astonished, and said that 100 would be more appropriate. Nevertheless, I didn’t want to pay any more for an ST in Fortaleza. She went of grumbling. Actually, she had all the qualities described: Temperament with the equipment, a good blowjob, and her qualities of playing around with the “back side”. I couldn’t say she was jealous though. But if one was a young, dynamic, good looking…

A few more snapshots whilst travelling about: Blower in Soi 6, gave all three of us mates a blow one after the other and as a reward was given a few drinks. Good girl. The black-coloured one is also from Soi 6, a good looking one, I got a bit “hot under the collar” about her. Unfortunately she thought a bit too much of herself, wasn’t in need, kept on waffling on about her boyfriend from God knows where, who was going to pick her up shortly, to be able to shoot into her mouth I had to grab her like a rabbit. Not a hint.

Views down the Walking Street, some of the pics came out so dark that I had to brighten them up a little enabling the background to be seen, gets a bit grainy at times. Dito: In Lucifer, a few hundred metres before getting to Tony’s on the other side of the street. I don’t like the place, don’t like live music. Lots of older women. Gathoey in Tony’s with huge plastic tits. After that a cutie, just my weight class. Unfortunately my mate got her just before me. “The screw was crap”, well, that’s what he told me the next morning, he probably only wanted to make me feel better.

Soi 2 from the direction of the Second Road, the “Classroom” 2 Gogo Bar. I have never ever made it in this place.

Soi 6 once again: ST bar right next to the “Mandarin“ (Gogo Bar with a glass floor, we left in a bit of a hurry due to the extremely high prices). Bar scene, in the ST room. To finish off with, the “Heaven Above” again down the Soi Diamond (Walking Street). Nice place.

Oh yes, well worth buying in Bangkok are goods from the tailors, but there are definite differences in the quality. My favourite tailor is Gulati, Sukhumvit Soi 3. Is directly on the corner opposite the „NANA“. That’s where you can get fantastic made to measure shirts for about 600 Baht a piece (after haggling, of course he asks for more at first), a suit costs between 4000 and 6000 Baht depending on the material. All my mates, many expats, all have their clothes made there, and nowhere else.

It’s like this: All the tailors in Thailand are completely controlled by Indians, and those who do the actual work over night are always the same people (Thais), they mainly work for a number of contractors, but this one here really does good work. If there is something wrong then complain, alterations will be completed by the next day. So, were the hell else can one get a made to measure shirt for 12 Euros? In stores at home you will only get a couple of cheap T-shirts for that price and then only during a sales… have to go down there two or three times for a sitting when ordering a suit, to try it on to make sure it fits etc.

And the two beauty salons between Sukhumvit Soi 5 and 7 are also worth while visiting – this is part of the stretch I have to get through during a visit to Bangkok. At this place one only has to fork out 500 Baht for fingers, feet and hair, there are three nice girls who get to work on you, which means one is able to leave the place completely done up after about only 30 to 40 minutes, holiday time is valuable
 

The hustling street “Sanam Luang” near Lumpini Park is an address sometimes recommended, but not all that good if one speaks no Thai and has no car, in fact not even then really (such as I once discovered with my mate from Jomtien).
 

Finally I would like to mention Pantip Plaza, that’s where I like to buy music CDs (current music, mp3) for 100 Baht per CD. See the picture gallery on the previous page.

Santiago de Cuba lies next to the Caribbean Sea, Baracoa next to the Atlantic. Altogether, the journey takes about four hours. First of all one has to travel towards the east up to Guantanamo (there where the “Guantanamera” come from, those are girls from Guantanamo), then one must turn off towards the north in the direction of Baracoa. Once in Guantanamo (a small dump) one has completed about half of the journey, however, there are a few serpentines to be encountered. All in all a nice drive. Mariachi had done the tour before, this was a good thing because we didn’t have to ask the way all that often. The signposting isn’t all that good at all.

One has to travel along the “motorway” great; hardly any traffic at all, but one does have to keep ones eyes open all the time, cows, horses and goats amongst other things, are seen now and again running around on the carriageway…. There are also a hell of a lot of cyclists and horse and carts, well, in general, everything is possible. We also saw a lot of hitchhikers trying to hitch a lift, but our car was full of luggage, which was a great pity. We could have had a good bit of luck…. Anyway, there was a nice varying view of the landscape.

This place is more or less a sleepy little nest, but this is not supposed to be a negative comment. The people here are friendly, even though a representative of the white species is not very common here. The place is somehow a bit spread out. One of the more interesting places to go to is the harbour, and can be reached on a bike within 15 – 20 minutes; the beaches aren’t really near enough to walk down to. If one doesn’t know ones way about, one has to do quite a bit of searching. The first thing I did was take a look at the “Paris Hotel” (not to be mistaken for the PARIS STAR). It has exactly the same name as the hotel in PP. I didn’t like it at all. It was supposed to cost 20 US dollars, I was shown two rooms, the first one had a king sized bed but was very dark, small and musty, It also stunk of cigarette smoke. The second one was a little larger but only had two single beds. Such a room is out of the question if able to be avoided somehow or other. There are also hotels down at the beaches. I didn’t like the location either – because there was not much there at all and a bit far off. After about half the distance, I had a look at the PEAK HOTEL & CASINO. Lies quite nicely at the top of a small slope, at a distance one can look down onto the harbour. I cannot remember the price; I think it was around about 20 or 30 US dollars. I still wouldn’t have used it, not even for free: Small, worn out, musty rooms. Got out of there quick. I took a look at the “Casino” later on: Automats and Croupiers not doing anything due to the lack of guests, but it was midday. In a separate room a sort of baccarat, forget it. Thank God I had a tip from a mate, the

Golden Castle Hotel & Casino
Sangkat No. 4, Khan Mittapheap
Tel: 855-34-933919, Fax: 855-34-933918

After asking around for a while, a motorbike rider explained the way. It wasn’t very central, but not very far from where things were happening. Motorbike riders outside all day and night. There is a Karaoke bar opposite, sometimes with very load music (not to be heard from the room, well not from mine anyway, I was at the back), and there is a restaurant with live music and films. Quite nice during the evening for a bite to eat with the hen, and to get a bit closer to each other over a beer.

The special thing about the hotel: It is nearly brand new. It is lit up in the evening from the outside, and has a lot of yellow light chains. A bit like Las Vegas in Cambodia. One thing is that they have a super discount: 50%! They also have various room categories. The simplest of rooms costs 20 US dollars instead of 40 US dollars. It is fair sized, very well furnished and had a large bed. The view out to the back is looking across to the (very far off) mountains. The next best room is mainly the same; the only difference is that the view is out to the front looking at the (quite far off) sea. This is supposed to cost 25 US dollars instead of 50 US dollars. Then there is a category that costs 30 US dollars instead of 60 US dollars, it’s a little larger than the previous two. Apart from this they have a (but only one) suit. This costs a bit more, I thing it was 35 US dollars instead of 70 US dollars. I couldn’t take a look at it because it was being used. Because the smaller rooms were large enough for my not very simple demands, I took one of the cheaper versions, one with the view out back (who the hell looks out of the window during the daytime, apart from that, the view out back was nearly nicer). I did try to make a deal at the reception, told them that the smallest room was good enough for me, or could he give me the 30 dollar room for 25 US dollars. After thinking about it for a while, they told me that they couldn’t do it. Ok, it’s not Thailand. Nevertheless, I was satisfied with my hotel; I stayed for three or four nights. They accept, like all over the place there, (?) cash only, I even had to leave a deposit of 30 US dollars.

Stupidly enough I had failed to take a photo from the outside, it is really very nice. I have however, taken various shots of the room

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